I am not a lesbian because some dude broke my heart and I want to write off all men forever.
I am not a lesbian because I haven’t found the right man yet.
I am not a lesbian because I am deceived due to never having sex with a man.
I am not a lesbian because I am mistaking beauty envy as attraction.
I do not date women because I am looking to cross “sex with a woman” off my bucket list.
I like women for the exact same reasons a hetersexual male likes women. It is not a decision I made that I so happen to have the guts to see through for the rest of my life. It’s how I was born. It’s what my body decided to like. I have no desire to kiss or hold hands with a man. Looking at a naked man, to me, is like watching paint dry - a complete boring ass waste of time. I see someone like Brad Pitt and I silently shrug my shoulders and forget about it. I see someone like Heidi Klum and I blushingly smile like a middle school tween. This is something I have to learn to live with and enjoy as much as possible. Nothing and no one has turned me gay, so nothing and no one can ever reverse that.
Men, I appreciate any compliments you are willing to give me. What woman doesn’t like to be told she looks nice? But it will never be anything beyond that. I don’t mind being friendly with a guy, but if I ever get the sense that one is hitting on me, or trying to be sexual with me, he better be ready to meet She-Hulk. I’ll be ready to punch a whole in a wall. Eh, more likely take off my stilettos and start stabbing away, but you get the idea. So all you hetersexual men, you know why you like women, and how gross you find it to be sexual with a male. Lesbians feel the exact same way! Get that through your pea-sized brains for once.
Sincerely, one of a bagilion annoyed lesbians.
